December 2011
8 posts
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11. →
funniest10k:
People are younger than 11 on here?
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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
If you don’t reblog…
if you don’t reblog this, like…i will slap you with a curling iron.
November 2011
33 posts
Best friends. →
brythatdrawingguy:
the-absolute-best-posts:
They are there to be obnoxious with you…
…And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
…And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you,...
So we were watching Goblet of Fire tonight
theatomicboom:
and it was at this part:
and we were laughing at it until my mom said “This is the only time Fred and George got to see each other old.”
a romantic story
bacteriumflavum:
number-fucking-six:
And they lived happily ever after.
aww
if teachers'd have tumblr, their posts would be... →
funniest10k:
The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class:
When they don’t do their homework:
The awkward moment when I’m walking into the classroom and they are like:
Their faces when I’m correcting the tests:
When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me:
When I took their iPods, cellphones out and they look at me like.
Outside I’m like:
But...
My first thought when my alarm clock goes off: →
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This is a cool blog to follow
Watchbridgeinvisible:
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE TRAILER!!!
[I do not own this video, the almighty Lionsgate Entertainment does. Thank them. Bow down to them.]
So fricken excited XD. My fears have now been kwiped from my mind
When i wake up →
funniest10k:
Every school morning
and i drag myself out of bed
BUT ON WEEKENDS
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
classic australia
When someone forces you to go on a TERRIFYING... →
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Before the ride
ON THE RIDE :
AFTER THE RIDE :
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Going to the bathroom at night →
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Normal people
Me
Then going back inside my room
Normal people
“Success”
Me
“Ohfck its gonna get me! Run btch run!!”
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Perfect Angle →
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counting backwards: If Disney Characters Taught at... →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Belle would teach Transfiguration
Flora, Fauna and Merryweather would teach Defence Against the Dark Arts
Rafiki would teach Ancient Runes
The Evil Queen would teach Potions
The Beast would teach Charms
Scuttle would teach Muggle Studies
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Hunger Games/Twilight Comparisons & A Swelling... →
fuckyeahdistrict12:
Twilight/Hunger Games comparisons strikes again!
October 2011
39 posts
New 'The Hunger Games' posters have been released!
citizensofpanem:
Katniss
Peeta
Gale
Haymitch
Rue
Effie
Cinna
Cato
Lionsgate is such a tease, these posters are amazing, but I still can’t wait for a full trailer!
I love the simple design, and how Katniss is facing the opposite direction. I think that Haymitch looks a bit like Billy Ray Cyrus.. when did Woody Allen grow so much hair? I know it’s most probably a wig, that was a...
My Dear Son,
ssimilee:
It’s okay, I’m here.
I’m always here for you, Kurt.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
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